Lesson Learned

It starts like this.

You wake up. Feed the cats. Eat some toast. Kiss the wife and go to work. Eat lunch. Come home. Feed the cats. Eat a steak. Fuck the wife and go to sleep.

The police take you in the night.

The doctor says you're homeless. The woman you call your wife is a bus driver that walks past your box on her way to the depot. Work is collecting aluminum cans. The cats are rats the size of Mastiff Puppies.

You don't want to know what you've been eating.

By the way, you're being charged with rape.

You plea to insanity, remanded to psychiatric eval.

It takes five years to convince you.

To find the right medicine to cure you.

Release you to a productive life. collecting aluminum cans and eating garbage, again.

It ends like this.

You don't feel right taking the meds, so you decide to stop.

Feeling better, you get a job, meet a nice girl with some cats, fall in love, and get married.

Every day is the same.

You wake up. Feed the cats. Eat some toast. Kiss the wife and go to work. Eat lunch. Come home. Feed the cats. Eat a steak. Kiss the wife and go to sleep.

Lesson learned.