Friday, November 12, 2010

A simple request from formspring.

jo....i've had the biggest crush on you for awhile!  i don't go on here a lot.  but please message me on www.dateanswer.com under the username "wishfulthinker".  please don't get all weird.  =)

Darling wishful, if I had enough time to join a dating website and track down every one of the screaming millions of women yearning to throw their musky, love-covered panties on my "stage" and get so animalistic the police would likely be called and subsequently calmed down by my silver-tongued oratory then... well, to be honest, I do HAVE that kind of time, but you're a fucking spambot.

How DARE YOU toy with my emotions like this? I thought we had something special, but all you want is for me to sign up for your stupid website, and then you probably won't even call me anymore.

I can't go on like this, wishful, we had a good run, but all things must end, even, as it seems, our love.

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