You Might Be A MAGA
Some signs you're in risk of losing your identity to the mob.
If you’ve ever bought gas station boner pills…you might be a MAGA.
If you think the handmaid’s tale is a softcore porn series… you might be a MAGA.
If you believe you can order children from furniture catalogs and pizza restaurants but aren’t worried about Trump’s name in the Epstein files…you might be a MAGA.
If you fly a Gadsden flag but listen to deportation ASMR videos…you might be a MAGA.
If you think climate change is a hoax but believe Jewish space lasers started wildfires…you might be a MAGA.
If you picture the border like a giant door with an “OPEN” and “CLOSED” sign and occasional mouse holes that illegals chewed through the fence…you might be a MAGA.
If you have ended friendships over their views about Jesus’s Every Day Carry… You might be a MAGA.
If you don't trust vaccines but you do trust Joe Rogan's supplement line…You might be a MAGA.
If you think “law and order” means everyone but the President should follow the law…You might be a MAGA.
If you fly a giant American flag but think half of America should be deported…you might be a MAGA.
If you ever called Anthony Fauci a dumbass… you might be a MAGA.
If you complain about families on welfare while cashing your SSI check…
If you think Trump’s 34 felonies are proof he’s fighting for you… you might be a MAGA
If you’re more worried about Hunter Biden’s laptop than Donald Trump’s financial records… You Might Be A MAGA
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